had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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