i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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