I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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