Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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