What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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