'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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