party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
