Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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