You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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