i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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