I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
i think im in europe. pls send help
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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