I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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