problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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