this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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