Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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