thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
