We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
