Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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