whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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