I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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