Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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