I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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