Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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