It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
