You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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