i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
