He told me they were just razor bumps!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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