Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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