I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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