I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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