I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
thus making me awesome and them whores
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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