Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
