My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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