We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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