I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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