so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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