So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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