I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
