Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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