You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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