Swine flu. Run for my life!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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