ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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