I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
operation have a gay friend backfired
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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