can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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