She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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