just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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