so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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