Quick, to the slutcave!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The power of my boobs compel you
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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