And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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