I feel like abortions should bother me more
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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